1. Truly, madly, deeply, I would appreciate if my body could regulate itself so I didn’t have to take any pills at night :\

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  4. Why does the blood coming out of my elbow taste different than the blood that comes out of my cheeks and lips? I wanna know! Can ya show me! I wanna know about these strangers like meeee.

  5. Das some big kitty booty. (Taken with instagram)
  6. wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
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  7. tmi

    Craaaamps ): pretty sure I’m droppin an egg :x can I cut out my lady parts please? Can I transplant it? Give it to someone who needs it.

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  9. t-i-g-e-r-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s:


This photograph is worth 1000 times more than a picture of a bottle of nail varnish or food etc. Only about 10 of my followers will reblog this, and the rest will not. It won’t spoil your blog. God bless him.

<3
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  10. Woo. Politics at the dinner table…

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  11. I don’t think you guys realize how much I hate spit. Or how it has the ability to make me nearly vomit.

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    • paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone
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  12. Day 156 you know you’re alone when you cuddle with a pillow whilst relaxing :x (Taken with instagram)
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  13. vickumss:

    Why do I bother even getting up anymore

    All of this shit is pointless.

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  14. Watched the pilot for Grimm. Not sure how I feel about it. I’ll watch a few more, but at this point OUAT and SPN are my shows.

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